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Grueslayer
| Mine Shaft
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Score: zero
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Moves: zip
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> Enter mine shaft
There be gold in them thar mine shafts. Gold Grues, that is. However, it isn't the Grues' shift.
> Phew!
It's the Eurgs' shift.
> But I have my Smith's Sword with a Light stone!
Yes, but that's only a Grue-killing weapon. It doesn't hurt Eurgs. Besides, in the time it took me to explain that, the Eurg not only ate your spleen but it also stole your stupid sword and stone. At least it has something to play with until the next Grue-Slayer comes along!
> Dammit!
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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