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Grueslayer
| Bryce's Room
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Pull fire alarm
Jumping for the red thing just above you, you yank the fire alarm, which sounds out across the hotel with a squeaky, high-pitched whine that promptly gives you a headache. Seconds later, the hotel's firefighters burst into the room carrying a massive firehose.
> That's prompt
Aye; being trainees, they want to impress their boss.
> Trainees?
Yes. And unfortunately, they were absent on the day their class covered water pressure.
> Huh?
Turning on the hose, they set the water pressure ten times too high. The water hits you like a steel rod and splatters you across the walls.
> Bugger.
Don't worry; the fire burns away your corpse entirely. No one ever knows you were there and the firefighters careers remain intact.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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