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Grueslayer
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Score: -11
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Moves: -11
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> Take 'em apart with the shotgun
Whipping out Beverly, you take your shot...and, as you do so, remember two things: that you only have one shell left, and Grues can't be killed with guns. This revelation has such a powerful effect of anti-inspiration that you're too uninspired to finish aiming, and your shot flies completely in the opposite direction of the Grues. Their consumption of you is slower and more painful than usual, as they're eating you while simultaneously laughing at your sheer incompetence as a slayer of Grues and generally as a human being.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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