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Grueslayer
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> Bribe the Grues with my 10 dollars not to eat me
That would be a great idea if Grues had any use for money. Which, as you've known for years, they don't.
> Oh.
The Grues eat the hand you offer them the money with. Followed by the rest of you. Darwin Award, anyone?
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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