User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/Martinshotel/restaurant

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 Martins Hotel restaurant Score: 65 Moves: 66


> Go to the Martins Hotel restaurant


You make your clumsy way into the Martins Hotel's fancy restaurant, loudly disrupting the quiet conversation and soft violin music, and plonk yourself down at a table. A prissy-looking waiter looks most unhappy to see you, but he makes his way over to you and hands you a menu.

"Welcome, sir", he says in the sort of ridiculously posh British accent that doesn't exist anymore, "what will you have?"

So what'll you order?