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Grueslayer
| Looking for the police station
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Score: fail
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Moves: fail
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> Ask someone for directions
Ah, fair enough. Glancing around, you espy, in the flitting yellow light of a streetlamp, a sweet-looking old lady trundling her way down the pavement, dragging a wheeled shopping basket behind her.
> "Oi, craggy-tits! Where's the local cophouse, eh?"
Despite your vulgar words, the old lady looks at you with a friendly smile. "Oh, right that way, dear." she says, pointing her walking stick.
Except she doesn't do that quite as much as turn out to be a Were-Grue, lunge at you, and, ripping out your small intestine, suck out the lining of your throat through it.
> You know, one day you're going to realise that being relentlessly boorish isn't the same thing as being funny.
Myah myah myah myah myah.
- *** The Grueslayer has been slain! ***
Would you like to automagically reanimate, go back in time to fix all of this, or quit altogether? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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