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| The Budgie Report
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> Now what?!
You are in a red room. It resembles the set of the Colbert Report.
The audience is pretty big. They're all giving you a boo. Hang on, why does the sign say "The Budgie Report?"
> Budgie has his own show?!
So? HE'S A FREAKING IMPLEMENTOR!!!
Suddenly, the set disappears. Naughty Budgie is standing in front of you.
> I don't feel well all of a sudden.
It appears that the graphic-intensive Budgie standing before you is taking up a lot of computer power to process. The rest of the images you see while Budgie is lurking around you may appear... crappy.
Naughty Budgie: I've been waiting for you, Grueslayer. It's because of me that you can talk. I created that slayercommand template you hold onto at night so dearly.
> What? But i don't...
Naughty Budgie: See? SEE? You're using it again! Come on, FIGHT ME LIKE A... err... WHATEVER GENDER YOU ARE!!
With that, Budgie disappears into that spiral galaxy behind him.
> WTF? How can I fight him like he wants if he runs off?!?
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