User:Train Tracker/I warned you

“Wow, wow, that's low man just low, I forgive you though, just don't delete this article.”

~ God on You Killing the kitten

“Don't you like kittens, why would you kill one? They're so cute, and furry, and cuddly, and friendly, and playful, and so easy, and so kinky-um-um-what's a good word?...-o's printing service...”

~ Convicted kitten molester on The Kitten's Death

“NNeHHNHHNAHHEENEOOOO”

~ Speech Impediment Vader on The Kitten's Death

“I don't use dead kittens as lubricant, for masturbation”

~ Chuck Norris on Kittens as lubricant

Moments before death

Message from Fat Tony

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“Well, that kitten, was under the protection of the Mob, so you're screwed.”

~ Fat Tony on [Kitten's Death

“You must be insane, you killed a kitten, tryed to delete this article, and have a voice in your head!.”

~ Voice in your head on You

“Can you huff dead kittens?”

~ Kitten-Huffer

Well your mom is being raped, somewhere in a back alley in New York but be happy, you can bring her back. Just click here. no over here. okay almost there okay just below

(no not there yet, don't do it!)