User:Tompkins/User:On Crack

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Since March of 2006, the "On Crack" vandal has terrorized the fine users of Uncyclopedia with constant blanking and vandalization to dozens of pages. While he mostly focusses upon well-know userpages, many Uncyclopedia experts believe that he has begun to shift his attention toward so-called "normal" pages. These experts cite "greater numbers" and "shorter pages" as possible reasons for switching to normal pages.

Though there are many Uncyclopedians studying various aspects of the "On Crack" vandal, most reserve their energy in hopes to prevent future attacks. In fact, an entire Uncyclopedian task force has been assembled for situations in which the crack vandal is present. Things like emergency oppings, and top-secret walkie-talkie channels are constantly being discussed deep within Uncyclopedia. However, most users are very skeptical of these tools, often pointing out that the crack vandal hinself could be among the Uncyclopedia elite (also referred to as "The Cabal.")

As Uncyclopedia remains focussed on finding out information on the crack vandal, there are already things that we know from his past. This comprehensive report was put together by some of Uncyclopedia's finest researchers, and details the vandal's life from birth.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Growing Up[edit | edit source]

Possible Motives[edit | edit source]

Continued Strikes[edit | edit source]

Known "On Crack" Vandals[edit | edit source]

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