User:Thilosaur/Dark Web

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The dark web is a fictional group of websites created by Hollywood to make hackers look cool and is the obvious rival to the more popular “light web”. It can easily be accessed by installing Nord VPN (link in the description) and using code “UNPEDIA”. Other ways of accessing the dark web is getting a role as a hacker in a 2000s movie or using tor browser and an onion link. It is the single greatest home on the internet for fascists and edge-lords alike.

Contents of the Dark Web[edit | edit source]

Edge-lords[edit | edit source]

You may have heard of websites such as 4chan on the light-web and possibly be surprised at the degeneracy that exits their keyboards. Rest assured the dark web is not free from these “people”. In fact, the dark web is brimming with these cretins even more than one may expect.

FBI Agents[edit | edit source]

The people keeping our great nation safe.

FBI Agents are possibly the second most common thing on the dark web, second only to the aforementioned Edge-Lords. They hunt for evil doers and sinners to keep our great nation safe.

Honeypots[edit | edit source]

A tool used by the FBI to attract Evil doers and sinners, they are not friendly.

Drug dealers[edit | edit source]

I refer back to the FBI agent section.

Hackers[edit | edit source]

I refer back to the FBI agent section.