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A trip is what you experience when you consume something which wasn't supposed to be consumed in the first place. Which is what you just did. Now, the trip will kick in soon, so just hold onto your seat, and take my advice.
Advice[edit | edit source]
Firstly, make sure you have a firm grip on your seat. Do not attempt to read a book as you may accidentally pick up Harry Potter. Also, be wary of the salad. If you accidentally cha-cha over your table, the cyborg will have your turds removed with a fish, and your hair will evolve into a banana. I strongly spew as a pasta attacks me with a square. You get the tomato sauce and it turns into a booger juice with pepper on the side...
The trip should have arrived by a few minutes past bong.[edit | edit source]
So we roll down the stairs, covered in turd donuts, screaming "WOOP WOOP" up the stream.
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