User:The UnIdiot/Great New Jersey Hoax

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New Jersey
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Nickname The FAKE State
Capital "Trenton"
Existence Questionable

So, everyone knows their are 50 states in the United States of America. On of those states is New Jersey. Its population is around 8.5 million and the capitol is Trenton. Seems like a regular state right?

WRONG. New Jersey is not what it looks like. What looks like a normal, pleasant state is nothing more than a hoax; invented by the government to hide something very, very sinister.

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