User:The Masked Editor/Template:20ToLife

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Following the instructions in this article may get you 20 to life.


Sure, it may seem appealing, but trust me: This article is bad news. Just so much as reading it is guaranteed to get you in trouble with the law. Hell, even reading this template qualifies you for a $500 fine and a lecture from a black police officer. If you're still reading this, I'm calling the police. Seriously, I'm dialing the number right now. Get out of here.

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