User:TheNerdKing/The Golf War
The Golf War[edit | edit source]
It wasn't actually a golf competition! It was an economic showdown between American, and Arabian Golf, although there were lots of people disguized as clowns brutally killing each other, or whatever you do in golf.
Major un-players[edit | edit source]
- The Arab Golf Leage {They were right in the middle of a golf game.}
- The North Ocianic Golf Onsemble ["NOGO"] {..to war.}
Arabian Golf's objectives[edit | edit source]
To putt all their balls into Kuait, thus claiming it as their own. Unfortunatly American Golf had already filled the holl ..with fire power, thus busting any incoming balls.
American Golf's objectives[edit | edit source]
To sieze Arabian Golf's beguinner golf corse, thereby stealing their largest consummer demographic.
Ending[edit | edit source]
Bob Marley finally arrived on the seen in a flowery display of fabulouseness and everybody stopped firing and embraced the idea of peace and brotherhood, then they all put down their weapons and performed a massive coordinated Indian style dance.
The zionists and all their bitches who like to suck their dicks in the morning as well as other ingloriouse, underpaid tasks killed all the Iraqi civillians and tortured them and put them in camps and secret prisons and they're all dead. As a precaution to prevent the Iraqi army from being capable of successfully reatacking, they replaced all of their soldiers with the cast from The Muppets Christmas Carrol.
Um... Frogs control the golf course now. ...er.. golfing frogs.
...And they don't speak to ANYBODY!
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