User:TheLamma

Hi There, I'm TheLamma. This was taken after I had some work done on my teeth.

“I love her, she's awesome.”

~ TheLamma's Boyfriend on his girlfriend, TheLamma

“She's often overlooked, but really quite brilliant. Her hair was my idea. God likes me to pitch in / intervene now and again”

~ Divine Intervention on how brilliant TheLamma really is

“I will always be the guy who let you get away.”

~ TheLamma's EX Boyfriend on his EX girlfriend, TheLamma

Should you continue to read about me and it changes your life, you can always leave a note on an administrator's talk page asking them to Baptise you, and they'll probably laugh be happy to lead you to salvation, or will pass you on to someone who will. Do mention my name, so I can get famous. I'm often known in some circles as 'bluefin', but not a lot of lammas know that.

I love writing, I don't think I'm that great at it, there are some seriously serious but funny writers at Uncyclopedia. I'm really quite good at finding the right kind of pictures to go with my articles, and often they lead the story. I'm always up for some advice and help but I never get any. One day something I write will be featured on the Main Page and my work will be done.

The Scientific Scientists Who Work With Me

This is me in my scientific science gear, getting ready to trawl the pages which have been neglected or cast out and need a rewrite, or if I'm feeling really amazing (most days) come up with brand new concepts and ideas to blow everyone's mind.

I work with a lot of scientific scientists who help me do the research and stuff. They're really great, have all got IQs of like over 154. We bounce ideas off each other and correct my punctuation when I'm a bit tired, which is like ALL the time, sometimes, but hardly ever mostly.

I wanted to show you some photos of them but they're really shy and would really rather not be in the lime light. But I did get them to say a couple of things about how they feel about working with me.

“My name is Bob and I'm a Seriously scientific scientist who works freelance for TheLamma in her quest to make Uncyclopedia the single and only source of factual information available on the internet. I think, with my help and others like me, she will achieve this easily by 2012, after which of course the world's ending for most people. ”

~ Anonymous Scientist (for tax reasons) on working with the funniest, cleverest, and let's face prettiest Lamma this side of anywhere.

“ohhhh gosh oh gosh oh my YES! TheLamma what can I sayyyyyy.... she's just great. She pays me premium for some really dodgy 'research' I hand her, and doesn't bat an eyelid or grind her teeth. It's a great gig. ”

~ 'Bob-The-Dawg' on Working for TheLamma day and night with no respite

When I'm Not Working

One of my fave pass times is just hanging out and experiencing extremely extreme sports.

Yep, I love adventure sports: rock climbing, swimming, knitting my own fur (shouldn't be done without supervision) - this is a funny snap from my latest little holiday. My boyfriend wanted to go on Safari with the 'boys' so it was a great chance for me to let my hair down and do some jumps. Love it.

My Boyfriend

Isn't he like soooooo dishy? We can stay up for hours just talking. He's sooooo awesome and I love him love him love him.

We been dating like forever, met when we were just really toddlers. He used to be in a band but now he just plays for me. It's pretty serious between us, like we talk about the future and stuff. He's not met my mum and dad yet, I don't want to freak him out. I'd show you a photo of them but they'd just freak you out too.

My Boyfriend update

He totally died. I don't have a boyfriend anymore. No, no, I'm fine about it really. Truth is, when I am happy I stop writing, when I'm spitting at the world and everyone in it, I write again. I know You will be relieved to read this, as 1. You'll be thrilled to know I'm single again and think you're in with a chance, and 2. You'll be entertained again by the Great Lamma.

Articles I've Written

Oh-my-god this is a painting my mate Dali did like ages ago, he thought it was really funny, he called it Dali TheLamma. Yeah, i didn't think it was THAT funny but, humans are a bit odd.

So here are some links to work I've done at Uncyclopedia if you want a peek. Not a huge list I know but I'm working on it.

• Adopt
• Everybody
• Headband
• Karma
• Toothpick
• Wah Wah Boing Boing
• and other minor edits, though brilliant, not really worth listing here.

I try to make links back and to all my articles, first reason being I want to suck the universe into a perpetual vortex of TheLamma Empire, and second, it's only good manners to link to other people's work I like myself and reckon other's should read.

Before I go, just one more important point. If you go into my work and add any profanity, or reams of so-called-humour which frankly just isn't funny or in keeping with my style, I will delete it. Harsh I know. But you got to be funny. Or dead.

So that's me! Thanks for spending time reading about me, if you'd like an autograph or want to know anymore, drop me a message in my talk. TheLamma