User:TheGrandPadishah

The Grand Padishah is an egomaniacal fuck who was briefly the Padishah Emperor reigning on the Golden Lion Throne, before the Landsraad removed him for snorting spice. After that he travelled to the Star Wars galaxy and made a Wookie fur coat before the Empire arrested him for acting as a Twi'lek pimp. Then he went to Star Trek universe and tried to iron out a Klingon's forehead. Lately his career has been down due to a number of organizations pursuing him, angry red suited midgets demanding their garmonbozia back and watching Eraserhead while on acid. His full title is:

The Grand Padishah, Master of the Golden Lion Throne and Padishah Emperor of the Imperium of the Known Universe, the Pimp-king of Hoth, Endor and Tatooine, Lord of the Fur, He Who Makes Ludicrous Amounts of Money, the Pervert of a Thousand Faces, the Ironer of Klingons, the Thief of the Black Lodge, Stealer of the Garmonbozia, He Who Watches Eraserhead on Acid Then Freaks the Fuck Out.

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This user should not be trusted.

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - so go take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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This user likes apples. Or they are one already.

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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.