User:TheCoolCricket

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Oliver Baxter

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“Sign my autograph?”

~ Chris Crocker on TheCoolCricket

“I would like to, but aren't you busy posting videos on YouTube?”

~ TheCoolCricket on Chris Crocker

“Chris is signing for your autograph, Chris will not do anything else”

~ Oscar Wilde on TheCoolCricket

TheCoolCricket (June 8, 1959-) has a poor eyesight on girls. He is the hearthrob heartbreaker of the girls. He is not handsome, he just looks like BENSON. He loves watching Adolf Hitler films, but sometimes he boycott it.

Early Life

He was born on a small town in Las Vegas. He was sent in an orphanage, he searched for his parents and he really saw them. Then the family moved to London in 1967, as their next generation comes. He became a Shaolin in Hung Mao's territory. Then he was sent to war on 1985, he was wounded so bad in the heart. It was his near-death experience.

A Life In Hawaii

On 1992, He moved into Hawaii. He met the Khaki brothers as a sound of their Opera. Namely are Ki, Jake, Bray, Iron (now in Illinois) and Gee. I was out for the band over 2 weeks because I was swarmed in Hawaiian girls, such Aroma. Thin skins, sexy shape.

The Girls

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Oh yeah, there they are

My AAAAAA! Page without pics

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