User:TheChocoboLord/Final Fantasy XV
Summary[edit | edit source]
Final Fantasy XV is a game about Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum and his adventures with a slab of meat, a smart guy and a whining shitface. Noctis sets of to marry his waifu, Lunafreya, in forced marriage. Suffice it to say, shit gets fucked and Noctis dies.
Development[edit | edit source]
After Square Enix created Final Fantasy XIII in the year 4300 BC, they began work on something they called Versus XIII.
'Prompto touched Gladiolus's ass, which caused a massive lawsuit.'
-Noctis on why Versus XIII was delayed.
Several millenia passed. The year was 2016 AD. Final Fantasy XV was released to the public. People could finally play Noctis and the Goth Crew's adventure.
Story Synopsis[edit | edit source]
One happy morning in Insomnia, Prince Noctis is kicked out of the palace by his dad, so he steals the king's car and goes off with his best buds to marry a random princess from a foreign land. Noctis and his pals run out of fuel for some reason, despite having travelled for around three minutes. They push the Regalia to a garage, and then Noctis motorboats the mechanic's daughter or something.