User:TheAlbertWesker

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Time on the S.T.A.R.S Unit[edit | edit source]

Wesker, at one time, was the Captain of the famous S.T.A.R.S branch of the Raccoon City Police Department. His alliance went unnoticed until the terrible Spencer Mansion incident of 1998. From that time on he was a menace to society. Years passed as Wesker tried his best to resurrect the floundering company. He even went as far as to team up with Ada Wong in an attempt to steal organisms named Plagas: a mind altering parasite that had the capability to enslave human beings. Unfortunately Wesker underestimated the attractive, yet mildly whore-like Wong. Once the mission was complete Ada turned, selling him out to Dr. Jonathan Ashford, a descendant of the founding fathers of Coke.

Rise to Power[edit | edit source]

Wesker wasnt dead just yet, becuase he had recently injected himself with a half of keyloads coke.Now hes all fast and shit

Return[edit | edit source]

Wesker would later turn up in Africa experimenting on the civilians there with his mind controlling parasites.Some say he fancied the tribes with his magical sunglasses to steal their trust which sadly worked

2ndDeath[edit | edit source]

Unfortunately for Wesker the BSAAAAAA Got a hold of what he was doing in Africa.Sooner are later they'd drop Wesker off into a volcano and shoot rockets through his head.

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The Wesker

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Every day, humans come one step closer to self destruction! I'm not destroying  the world, I'm saving it! 
Gender: Male
Eyes: Snake-like-Red
Hair: Magnificently curled and shiny
Species: "Tyrant/SuperHuman
Occupation: Researcher
Base of operations: The Alleged Umbrella Corporation
Status: Uncertain, he keeps dying and coming back to life
Date Of Birth Unknown