User:TehEmmieMonster

Emma G. is internationally reknowned for being internationally ignored. She's probably here just to annoy everyone. She thinks everything is incredibly hilarious and deserves to be laughed at. She also lives in her hair, hates wearing shows, and doesn't own any clothing that isn't black or pink.

She originated in the City of Never Ending Light. She has a rather large nose, that became large because one day, she was so engrossed in a book that she stepped out into oncoming traffic without realizing, resulting in several cars swerving into each other to avoid her and thus causing mass chaos, explosions, and destructions, and yet she made it safely to the other side of the street until she walked into the side of a brick building, breaking her nose in two places, and although only part of this story was relevant, this was luckily the only injury in the whole mess.

As if this wasn't enough, she also pursued several exploits as a patron of the arts, through literary, visual, and performance techniques, as well as exploring the metaphysical world. She likes psychology because she likes to screw with people's heads. She likes mythology because she's secretely trying to figure out how to get people to worship her as a God.

After a while, the High Council of Flying Monkies of the City of Never Ending Light decided that she was a threat, and decided to get rid of her. They did this by giving her a sizable artistic scholarship, and a lifetime supply of confectionary, AKA The Devils Mistress. She took it, and just sort of wandered off. Then she got lost. OHSHIT.

Shortly afterward, Emmie G. was scouted by JS, thus resulting in her citizenship of the people's republic of SSESH, where she posed as a Senior during 2005. In 2006, she was given the responsibilities of Vice President of Student Council, Editor in Cheif of the weekley Newsletter "What Your Kids Aren't Telling You", staff of Yearbook, does random stuff for GLO that may or may not have something to do with event planning, and was under the grueling theatrical tutelage of Robert Ellermann for three years. Her best defense is to poke people. And hug them.

Sources agree that her roxxorz is infectious.