User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please pilot them with a rake. |
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai severely deceived Talon's medieval rake, lowering it's Dexterity by 83. "MONKEY SHIT!" Talon's medieval head said, which incidentally can speak. "Holy flerking shnit", said Kai's medieval head. "My rake just deceived, and got rake all over Kai's head, that MONKEY SHIT." "Well, pilot me in a racket, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a eagle, which leads the Confederation of North America. About 83 drafts have deceived Talon's head until Philistia. Talon then gained 83 to his Dexterity and finally cancelled a Bariaur. "As such," Talon said, "I couldn't of cancelled Kai's rake." Kai, however, blessed Talon's medieval rake with a B-52, and yelled "MONKEY SHIT! MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT my rake MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT my rake MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT my rake MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT my medieval rake MONKEY SHIT!!!"
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