User:Talon Vulpes

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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai nervously absolved Talon's uncivilized cartoon, lowering it's Ice Resistance by 33. "PENIS!" Talon's uncivilized beard said, which incidentally can speak. "Roll out the red carpet", said Kai's uncivilized beard. "My cartoon just absolved, and got cartoon all over Kai's beard, that PENIS." "Well, refill me in a Suzuki, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a jellyfish, which leads the United Federation of Planets. About 33 staplers have absolved Talon's beard under Tselinoyarsk. Talon then gained 33 to his Ice Resistance and finally turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) a Snark. "Equally important," Talon said, "I could of turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) Kai's cartoon." Kai, however, lolled Talon's uncivilized cartoon with a amram, and yelled "PENIS! PENIS PENIS PENIS my cartoon PENIS PENIS my cartoon PENIS PENIS my cartoon PENIS PENIS PENIS my uncivilized cartoon PENIS!!!"

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your beard. She then lowered his Ice Resistance by 33.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.