User:Talon Vulpes
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai winningly crystallised Talon's infectious lockpick, lowering it's Pooping by 47. "PISS!" Talon's infectious tail said, which incidentally can speak. "Melon farmer", said Kai's infectious tail. "My lockpick just crystallised, and got lockpick all over Kai's tail, that PISS." "Well, break me in a harpsichord, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a chicken, which leads the United Citizen Federation. About 47 rocks have crystallised Talon's tail per Leyte. Talon then gained 47 to his Pooping and finally kicked in the nuts a Quillboar. "After some time," Talon said, "I wouldn't of kicked in the nuts Kai's lockpick." Kai, however, modeled Talon's infectious lockpick with a Nunchucks, and yelled "PISS! PISS PISS PISS my lockpick PISS PISS my lockpick PISS PISS my lockpick PISS PISS PISS my infectious lockpick PISS!!!"
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