User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please vegetate them with a drain cleaner. |
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai coarsely recollected Talon's cryptic drain cleaner, lowering it's Charisma by 45. "DOG FUCKER!" Talon's cryptic ovary said, which incidentally can speak. "Oh boy", said Kai's cryptic ovary. "My drain cleaner just recollected, and got drain cleaner all over Kai's ovary, that DOG FUCKER." "Well, vegetate me in a stick, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a sea cucumber, which leads the Temporal Integrity Commission. About 45 mammary glands have recollected Talon's ovary through Porchesia. Talon then gained 45 to his Charisma and finally farted on for 0 centuries a Paragaloomba. "You might have guessed," Talon said, "I might of farted on for 0 centuries Kai's drain cleaner." Kai, however, deceived Talon's cryptic drain cleaner with a B-52, and yelled "DOG FUCKER! DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER my drain cleaner DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER my drain cleaner DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER my drain cleaner DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER my cryptic drain cleaner DOG FUCKER!!!"
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