User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please overthrow them with a toothpick. |
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai riotously felt Talon's cheap toothpick, lowering it's Plot Advancement by 11. "SHIT!" Talon's cheap thumb said, which incidentally can speak. "Absolute ruin", said Kai's cheap thumb. "My toothpick just felt, and got toothpick all over Kai's thumb, that SHIT." "Well, overthrow me in a killer whale, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a kangaroo, which leads the Confederation of North America. About 11 brooms have felt Talon's thumb upon Comanche State. Talon then gained 11 to his Plot Advancement and finally tackled an accountant. "Nine times out of ten," Talon said, "I could of tackled Kai's toothpick." Kai, however, moccasinified Talon's cheap toothpick with a +1 broadsword, and yelled "SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT my toothpick SHIT SHIT my toothpick SHIT SHIT my toothpick SHIT SHIT SHIT my cheap toothpick SHIT!!!"
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