User:Taipan007
Taipan 007[edit | edit source]
Taipan 007 is a user on Uncyclopedia.judging by the cheesy username,you shall most probably guess that he isn't the most creative of all Users and neither is funny(which is most definitely soviet propaganda).Legand has is that his account was created by a flash of lighting in The sky meeting with a drunk minstrel walking on the street.No one(except taipan 007) knows the exact identity,location,or knowledge as To who on earth Taipan 007 is.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Taipan 007 is[Censored by the government and telepathic aliens]
How was all this information discovered[edit | edit source]
Rumour has it that this divine-ish articles first form was written by Taipan 007 ! Wow isn't that so cool !
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