User:SwordsAreShiney

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The Church of SaSism[edit | edit source]

Led by: SaS Members: Some people. Not many. Probably because Protoism is so much better. Official Forum of the Church of SaSism

The Holy Bible of SaSism[edit | edit source]

Old Testiment: STUFF (with orangegasmniss)

New Testiment: More Stuff (with more orangegasmness)

The 3.14 Commandments of SaSism[edit | edit source]

  • Thou shalt be brilliantly orange.
  • Thou shalt be Canadian, and thou shalt never utter the word "Canadia".
  • Thou shalt worship His holiness SaS and only SaS.
  • Pi
  • Thou shalt carry the swords of shiny
  • Thou shalt never spill orange juice
  • Thou shalt never pay attention to nubs and hereticks