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Salvador Dali, the God of Nihilism

The God of Nihilism is the only true God that you do not believe in. He is supreme in his nonexistentness.


What He Does[edit | edit source]

The God of Nihilism is the source of all Nihilism and Nihilists. Nihilists deny this, despite the packages they receive which contain brains that they must put into their heads if they begin to notice the existence of love, honor and virtue.

Illustrates adverse effects of the Dali Gun on unnamed Japanese test subject, circa 1992.

The Dali Gun[edit | edit source]

One day, the God of Nihilism got tired of there not being enough stuff around that was stupid, meanlingless and random. So he developed the Dali Gun. The Dali Gun, although it never managed to work, was designed to make things stupid, meaningless and random. The testing was ended by the FCC, which felt that random stupidity does not belong on television.

What He Does[edit | edit source]

The God of Nihilism is the source of all Nihilism and Nihilists. Nihilists deny this, despite the packages they receive which contain brains that they must put into their heads if they begin to notice the existence of love, honor and virtue.