User:Strangehal/Fisher Price: Middle of Uncyclopedia Version

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“Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about fuckers going to eat shit[1] at all.”

Fish[2]er-Price[3] is a company that p[4]rod[5]uces toys for [6]in[7]fants and children, headquartered in East Aurora, New York. [8]Fish[9]er-Price has [10]bee[11]n [12]a[13][14] wholly owned subsidiary [15] of [16] Mattel [17] since [18] 1993.[19]

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  1. ↑ Go eat shit fuckers
  2. ↑ I wonder where that fish had gone.
  3. ↑ You did love it so, you looked after it like a son.
  4. ↑ and it went wherever I...
  5. ↑ ...did go!
  6. ↑ Is it
  7. ↑ the cupboard?
  8. ↑ Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little
  9. ↑ and it went wherever I did go!
  10. ↑ Where can that fish
  11. ↑ ??
  12. ↑ It is
  13. ↑ most elusive fish!
  14. ↑ And it went wherever I did go.
  15. ↑ Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
  16. ↑ A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh
  17. ↑ Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
  18. ↑ That went wherever I did go.
  19. ↑ Volte, Ed. Fisher Price: A Retrospective. Ottowa: Dewey, Cheetum & Howe, 2006.
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