User:Starrymessenger

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                                                STARRY MESSENGER
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This user is American
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Heil Ahmadinejad!!


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Thats me stopping traffic while crossing the street in the cross walk.


See it's no harder than running Fannie Mae


"We are all caught off guard by the sub-prime mortgage crisis