User:St.kymon

Um. Right. What should I say. Well, this is my page thingy. I am St.kymon. St.kymon is I. You get the picture?

Born into starvation, I lived for 500 years in a ditch on the side of the road with my 15 siblings and mum and dad in Nude South Wales, Australia.

And guess what, that's all I'm gonna tell you, sicko. Seriously, you paedo. Get a life.

Right.

Nothing to see here, please move on. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. I am the most popular person in the world (More popular than Barrack Obama, who has had many assassination attempts against him. Seriously, someone tried to 'assassinate' me the other day. That was the 9320238th time someone has tried to 'assassinate' me. In fact, how important do you have to be to have your murder turn into an assassination?) Hell, this is getting really stupid (which is ironic on my behalf, because I am just, like, the most L337 intelligent person in the world right now) Alright, I promise I will make something up that is funny, not just stupid, and isn't a Chuck Norris joke.

Stay tuned. Because I can't think of anything to say that is funny and not just stupid.