User:Squeesychocolate

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Hello! *blush* Byeee *runs away in panic* I'm chan^^ or ppl call me chan, I play wow, and ppl call me chan... I like to squeese chocolate, you wonder "how the fudge can you squeeze a chocolate?" well, tht's a mysterius secret from nomads in the north called no(r)way. -Chan is in japan a word they youse after female neame's, tha't is not so dangerus to youse? I call my best friend -Kun after he's name, no killing there... I like thinking about how to kill people, something that makes me dangerus w a knife or a gun, or a toiletseat or a banana phone. You may think I'm a grayzy emo fudge that runns arouns and squeezes chocolate but here it only stande sthe inside me, the wannabe me that shows herself in a huge mass of loving care (even tho I like the word "to kill" im lovely ;D)