User:Spuds1/UnScripts:JoeSmith
An UnScript by Spuds1 writing as Seth MacFarlane-Groening
Episodes[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
1.01 An Ordinary Beginning[edit | edit source]
FADE IN:
An ordinary office. A man walks down a corridor holding a cup of coffee. Another man (Joe Smith) walks the opposite direction. The two are about to meet when the first guy's coffee cup starts to slant.
JOE SMITH: (Grabbing the cup to level it) Watch it there mate, almost spilled it.
FIRST GUY: Oh, thank you, you saved my coffee.
JOE SMITH: (Trimuphantly, hands on hips) All in a days work for me, Joe Smith: Ordinary Man.
FADE TO BLACK
1.02 Level 1 - Ordinary[edit | edit source]
FADE IN:
An ordinary office. A man is walking towards an elevator. The elevators doors start to close and he dashes towards them. Just when it looks like he won't make it, Joe Smith jumps into shot and stops the doors from closing and pushes them open.
MAN: Thanks mate.
JOE SMITH: It's all in a day's work for (Camera zooms into his face) Joe Smith: Ordinary Man
The camera holds on his face as triumphant music plays
FADE TO BLACK