User:SpontaneousMan/Harry Pothead
Harry Potter's weed addicted cousin.
You don't see him in the books because the Apiscipalians didn't want drugs in a children's book. However, the newest book will have a cameo appearance in which Pothead Harry gets turned into a magic weed plant by Domokun.
In the Pothead series, the two Harrys are always doing the opposite thing. Potter has to save the worl while Pothead craps in a vending machine and has to work for Pepsi Cola. One can look forward to lame Coke jokes.
Pothead also throws Chuck Norris jokes in every page, so at least you have a reason to read it. However most have burned it, such as Rabbi Ekels, who says "It supports pork somehow...I don't know how it does, but it supports pork."
The Pothead books are actually a religious book to the undead. They find Potheads ways relaxing and a good example for them. Stan Lee said, "I once had four muffins. Then this jackass...oh, THAT series."
All in all the books teach that love and friendship conquers all, but weed is best.