User:Sparticus001

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The Living Legend


This is the story of the one known by many names, Sparticus, Hyde, That Guy With Whe Cool Hair (but not like Hydes, mines more like Luke Skywalker.), Cutie, Sexi, Teddys Nerd, That Tall Guy, and Hoss. Sparticus was born somewere on the darkside of the moon, I wish you were here, you crazy diamond. Ha Ha, cherade you are. But one more thing, Is there anybody out there? Currently sparticus is building userboxes for no other reason because its summer and sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling. Call me pathetic, call me what you will. My mother says to get a job but she don't like the one she's got. When masturbation's lost its fun. You're fucking breaking. And im currently involved in a contest so i cant do the alternitive. I want to call a girl but dont know what to say. hence watching the phone.--sparticus!!! 22:09, 19 June 2006 (UTC)




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