User:Spam Removal Unit

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I Want You: Join SRU!
The spam removal song is adaptable to anything you want. Use it wisely: remove vandalspam from premises and remember that Karadžić sux
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Hi, comrades. I'm Starislav, dat (other) face, not my stupid twin brother. He removed kebab from premises and died eating pierogis; I "removed" kebab, literally takin' it away and eating at home, and I feel very well. He fought for a Silly Shrinkin' Shitty Serbia (СССС), I fight for a United Federation of Commie Jugoslavian Planets, under the ruling SKJ / KPJ. PS: Karadžić SUX!

What time is it? Is time to remove spam from premises![edit]

Od Oskarća do Nobodca sela, do Nobodca sela
Unćyska zemlja napadnuta cela, napadnuta cela
Ćaky Norsu vodi Unćyske svoje, vodi Unćyske svoje
Nek se vidi, spamer se ne boje, spamer se ne boje



Ojta vi de, spamer i vandalše, troli i vandalše
ne dirajte, u Wikište naše, u Wikište naše
S.R.U. vodi Unćyske svoje, vodi Unćyske svoje
Nek se vidi, spamer se ne boje, spamer se ne boje



Iz YouPorne admini su vući, admini su vući
Čuvajte se spamer i vandalši, troli i vandalši
S.R.U. vodi Unćyske svoje, vodi Unćyske svoje
Nek se vidi, spamer se ne boje, spamer se ne boje



U odbrani svoga Unćyskog roda, svoga Unćyskog roda
Borimo se, draga nam huff-loga, draga nam ban-loga
S.R.U. vodi Unćyske svoje, vodi Unćyske svoje
Nek se vidi, spamer se ne boje, spamer se ne boje
Nek se vidi, spamer se ne boje, spamer se ne boje

Join SRU: Spam Removal Unit![edit]

Emblem of Yugoslavia (1943–1992).png Druže Tito Mi Ti Se Kunemo Emblem of Yugoslavia (1943–1992).png
Flag of Yugoslavia (1943–1992).png
Yo que soy Jugoslaviano, no importa de que país
Quiero que mi Federacija viva algún día feliz
Quiero que mi Federacija viva algún día feliz
Que las regiones hermanas, desde Eslovenia hasta el sur
Siga el camino de Tito, a ramalazos de luz
Siga el camino de Tito, a ramalazos de luz
"Druže, mi ti se kunemo", pongámonos a cantar
Y si hay que peliar, peliemos, si es el modo de triunfar
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Por toda Neretva soplan, vientos que no han de parar
Hasta Beogradska Operacija, no hay orden de descansar
Hasta Beogradska Operacija, no hay orden de descansar
Desde el Triglav hasta el Vardar, toda la Slavia, qué bien
El viento sopla sin pausas, y Tito sigue el vaivén
El viento sopla sin pausas, y Tito sigue el vaivén
"Druže, mi ti se kunemo", pongámonos a cantar
Y si hay que peliar, peliemos, si es el modo de triunfar
Y si hay que peliar, peliemos, si es el modo de triunfar
Si es el modo de triunfar
¡Si es el modo de triunfar!

Ranks and insignia[edit]

Turdrank Turds on your shoulders
GREAT TURDIRAL Bananaturd.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgBananaturd.jpg
GENETURD Lee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgBananaturd.jpg
COMMOTURD 64 Lee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgBananaturd.jpg
COMMOTURD VIC 20 Lee Harvey Osmond.jpgLee Harvey Osmond.jpgBananaturd.jpg
CAPTURD Round-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpg
COMMANTURD Round-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpg
BIGTURD Round-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpg
LIEUTURDANT Round-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpg
TURDER Round-turd-big.jpgRound-turd-big.jpg
ENTURD Round-turd-big.jpg
SGT. HARTMAN Turd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpg
CHIEF TURDANT Turd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpg
TURDNUM Turd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpg
TURDADEER Turd (oblique).jpgTurd (oblique).jpg
CORPSERAL Turd (oblique).jpg
PRIVATE PYLE diarrhea on the shoulders

REMOVER™[edit]

We have the solution to fight spammerz! Death sentence!

Thanx to a technology we stolen to Mossad, we have now the SPAM REMOVER FROM PREMISES™:

  • When the spammer pushes "save" to his spam edit (any kind), REMOVER™ geolocalizes it and send to him an electric impulse. In a pair of seconds the spammer is transformed in a frenchie frie. No mercy, no doubts, only ZOT!
  • REMOVER™ sends the impulse via PC, Smartphone, Tablet, or any device. The spammer has no hope to save him. Once he spammed, he condemned himself to an electric elimination! The impulse travels with the notes of "Remove Spam From Premises".
  • After frying, REMOVER™ lists spammer's birthplace in a blacklist. If a second spammer from the same city, town, or whatever, dares to spam here, REMOVER™ will send 20 driverless stealths to erase the place from the Earth.
  • Huh... Don't forget! To use REMOVER™ you need some accordion lessons. The REMOVER™ is an accordion-shaped device that is activated by playing dummy Serbian songs. Once activated is unstoppable! Spammers are warned: surrender or become a crisp! Xaxaxa! Hue hue hue!

SRU Template[edit]

When you find a fucking vandalspamming article, you can quickly remove that shit from premises: use the template code below (is hidden, moron!). It includes a text who will replace that shit, the "titlescratcher" and the {{QuickVFD}}

What time is it now? It's Jugoslavia time![edit]

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Plos... Don't call it Yugoslavia, but Jugoslavia, or better, Jugoslavija. Or I'll call u Ewnited Staites. Well, who is me? As you can see by the picture... I'm not Novislav Đajić, better kwown as Datface Soldier: I'm his twin brother Starislav Đajić, and me too I have Datface. We'r perfectly identical, but with some difference. He is Novislav (New Slav), am Starislav (Old Slav). He was a fucking Chetnick and war criminal that fought for a Newgo(away)slavia. Me am a Commie that still fights for the dear dear old Jusoslavia of Tito, Kardelj, KPJ/SPJ.

Well done, Novislav! Look at what have u done with your stupid Great Serbia! U douche! You created a "great" Serbia shrinking every year (next step? Vojvodina?), you became a war criminal, you transformed our country in a post-atomic nightmare! Fuck you bro! Is now time to restore Jugoslavia! Soon, babies! We have a goal, we have (literally) a goal: restore Jugoslavia. Time to do it? Until saturday night:

  • Croatia Croatioa, our cousin, will try to gain the FIFA World Cup sunday afternoon, facing France. We have 2 days to restore Jugoslavia and earn dat final. Titoslavia wants it! We have to face France, not only the Jugoslavian Region of Croatioa. Hurry up!
  • Luckily, we can easily change the flag on the table with 2 steps: reverting Croatian flag's red and blue and removing that checkmate table with the Glorious Red Star.
  • 48 hours to restore Jugoslavia. 72 hours to celebrate in the best way its return: winning da FIFA World Cup. It's coming home! The real home: not only Zageb, but Beograd, Zagreb, Ljubljana, Sarajevo, PodgoricaTitograd, Banja Luka, Novi Sad, Pristina, Skopje, East Trst. Xaxaxaxaxa! Hue hue hue!