User:SovietGaara

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Gaara
Scientific classification
KingdomOwnage
PhylumSandus
ClassBeserker
OrderPwnus
FamilyTeam Soviety
GenusMale ._.
SpeciesHuman
Binomial name
Soviet Gaara
Specifications
Primary armamentSand
Secondary armamentCommunism
Power supply134
Health231000000
Mana100000
Strength10000
Intelligence19800
Weight134
LengthHowever you want it ;D
Special attackImperial Sand Burial
Conservation status
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Fool. Bow before me.

The number of people have felt the power of my awesomeness.

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭