User:Somefancyshit

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You have been punished and sent to the Great Nothing, where you will be slowly tortured for all eternity.

I welcome you to the Great Nothing. Here, everything is meaningless. There is nothing but inescapable void. There is no point in trying to escape the Great Nothing, you will be forever trapped. Your state of solitude will drive you off the brink of your sanity. What is worse is that there is no death in the Great Nothing. People in the Great Nothing seek death, but cannot find it, because death does not exist in the Great Nothing. Nothing but void and inhabitants exist in the Great Nothing.

You will continue to run, and run, and run, but you only find infinite void. It's all meaningless and the nihilistic feeling is strong in this void. Try crying for your parents, but they are also crying in this void. You cannot escape. Just run through the void, but there is no edge. You're in the middle of nowhere. Nowhere...is everywhere.

This is it. The Great Nothing. You wasted your life on many things such as work. You could've just quit and looked for a job that made you happy! Maybe jobs that make you happy are rare, but hey, it's a gold mine, and gold is difficult to find.

No smart man, not even Einstein himself, could ever comprehend why humans would have to be sent to this depressing place when we die. Famous Greek philosophers made their own theories, but they turned out to be illogical garbage.

And some philosophers wasted their time on fear of the Great Nothing and death. They wasted not only time, but their LIFE. Just allowing stinky beads of sweat to roll down their faces as they thought of living in a dark void after dying. FOREVER. They could've just taken a drink and enjoyed the temporary moment, enjoyed the temporary treasure known as "life". But they drowned, DROWNED...in a sea of worry, simply choosing not to make the most of the time they had left. And they died. Died being so anxious about being sent to where the dead go...the Great Nothing.

That is why we all must live life to the fullest and enjoy the moment. Because, eventually, everything will be gone. It will all be gone, and we will all have to live in the Great Nothing.