User:Some guy/Pebble

The pebble is known for its extreme power to control the universe. Some say that they started as boulders, but because of their great power, they were smashed into pebbles. People believe that if you go into the pyramid of warioland 4, you can resurrect the pebbles into their true form, boulders. Boulders can be used by shrek to throw at shit. That's basically all it will do.

There is a religion that follows the way of the pebbles. Some people are against its true power. The religion, known as rockstafarianisn, is the most forgotten religion in history. This is because of how unpopular it was. However, long ago, a man by the name Dick Richard fell into the warioland 4 pyramid. He went through all five paths, and beat the guardian of the pebbles, Nemesis from resident evil 3. Dick Richards somehow managed to defeat Nemesis. Dick Richards soon escaped the prison and put all the pebbles back together into a boulder. The Boulder gave Dick Richards then had infinite power because I lied about the shrek shit. But who cares? Obviously you because you're reading about pebbles. Dick Richards then took over the world, and he turned into Obama. There is no known weakness to dethrone Obama, which is how the group Isis was formed. Isis is an organization formed by toddlers with aids in Liberia, and they are the only known group fighting against the power of the pebbles and Obama. We scientists at uncyclopededia encourage you to join Isis and the fight against Obama and the pebbles.