User:Solman7/Randall Tyree Mandersohn

A look at the God himself, note that you cannot see his glorious rat-tail in this wonderfull image

Gods greatest gift to mankind comes in the form of a blind miracle worker. This man, no not a man this god, helps others through his intensely hard work discovering the true potential of massage, diet, scams, therapy, nutrition, finger puppets, scams, cookies, saxophone melodies, scams, and hard work. And he has gifted these unto us in the form of his twenty-seven DVD collection, what great miracles await inside for the low low price of human sacrifice(plus shipping and handling)? Well ask no more pious mortal and order now! And don't forget...He's completely blind!

You may ask yourself why such a man of rat-tailed power would ever help anyone as lowly as you well ask no further for he shall answer all of your questions within the first four hours of DVDs two and five! Why is the earth even here? No, worries find it in the first two minutes of DVD seven! How can I stop pain worshiping cannibals from devouring my family? Easy, find the answer thirty-five sections into DVD nine! All this and much much more from the, completely blind, Randall Tyree Mandersohn! He looks straight at you into your soul...

Biography

Born to John and Jill Mandersohn Randall Tyree Mandersohn had two older brothers, Jigsaw Mandersohn, and Randal Flag Mandersohn.

DVD Set

Randall Tyree Mandersohn has arrived on this pathetic existential plane of reality in our mud speck to bring us his glorious word, as recorded in these twenty-seven DVDs! He has chosen to save our mortal soul in his 634,782 hours of pure moving picture bliss. So don't wait for the giant mutant alien crab people to knock on your door (solution on DVD eighteen section four, sub-section eighty-three) to order your salvation! Plus as an added incentive, order now and you'll get and exclusive pointy object set from the Dragon Lord himself. Yes that right! All this for the low low price of only $20'(3x/per.month) + $40(300+1human/sec)! SO CALL NOW! Call:SALIVATION!

DVDs

DVD One

This DVD cover life's most basic attributes, from living on the earth to the unholy music of the saxophone, if your looking for answers Mandersohn say look no further. For a complete list of things covered on DVD One see DVD Thirteen.

DVD Two

DVD Three

DVD Five

DVD Six

DVD Twelve

DVD Fifteen

DVD Sixteen

DVD Seventeen