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Left we see the way the girl in question should have looked like if God was near-perfect. To the right:
what she really looks like.
It is quite obvious that if God was near-perfect, girls would have much bigger breasts.
While these girls are certainly pretty when "normal" standards are taken into consideration, their boobs are notably small compared to what would be considered near-perfect standards.
A near-perfect girl. But as the picture clearly shows, this kind of girl can only be found in tropical climates.
Extremely hot, but not perfect.
This comes intensely close to perfection. But that still leaves the question why
so few witness this kind of thing in real life.
