User:Snotface
what is snot
snot is the legendary king of snotland which is on the planet minestroni. snot is not like anyone else because snot has super amazing powers like flying and changing shape.
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“I accidentally killed snot at Badspot's birthday party he drowned in my cake :( Then Snot2 was born :D”
“snot is so amazing, he cured my aids, i could have died :(”
“SNOT! :D”
“snot is like a big bucket of win. he cured facechilds aids and makes everyone including miga happy :D”
“snot>Chuck Norris. Hands down.”
“Moo”
“i am from the future”
“I asked snot to marry me. He said yes! We had a theesome with a stranger later on.”
The life of snot
snot was first created on the planet tatooine where he was captured by Thom york and was tortured with mouldy cheese and non buttered toast, some weeks after thom york created radiohead and died of aids so then snot was free and travelled across the galaxy to find a planet called earth, where he would then be creator of the fax machine and many other household items you might find in the house.
Some time after snot was awarded with an award witch made him so famous that he took over as ruler of earth and became very powerful with the many cookies that he was selling with james brown thus creating "snot cookies". years went past as snot wrote amazing books like "snot and the cookie factory" "2000 feet under the floor" and "rainbow 6", also snot made some movies and tv series, which were overpopular.
In 2915 snot died of aids and the people of earth made a memmorial to commemorate the incredible life of snot and made every weekend snotday.
Contrary to popular belief snot wrote and starred in a tv series called candle cove.
inventions
snot invented many amazing things on his time on earth such as:
- trees
- potatos
- spation
- grapefruit
- sellotape
- xbox
- dolby digital
- lucasarts
- this article
- cookies
- chuck norris (aka spation)
- POKYMANS
- some other stuff.
things that amuse Snot
- cheese
- ytmnd
- 4chan
- 7chan
- eggs
- the colour purple
- the word "treadmill"
- tails
- fruit baskets
- XBOX
- amusing things
- red grapes
- stuff
- OMG NINTENDO SIXTY FOORE!
- typing this article
things that scare snot
- ikky ikky spiders
interlude
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SNOT! :D
cameo appearences
snot has made cameos in many things such as the pic that used to be here before it was deleted and breifly appearing as barry scotts rusty penny which he made GOOD AS NEW in the CILLIT BANG BANG BANG BANG adverts
“look what it does to this penny, *15 mins later* good as new!”
One of the keys on a ZX Spectrum keyboard is named after snot, this was also featured in the game Blockland or roblox or whatever its called.
The End
"yay" yelled Kaphix, as he won dictator of the year before he died.
Ronin: when do we get to the tower of brake caliper
Snot: i dont know, i dont think we will ever get there in time.
So Kaphix's corpse, Snot Ronin, Spation, Tails, ARC and for some reason Dippindots all headed up to the tower where on the way they met a hungarian named Barnabas who gave them a vehicle he created so they could arrive to their destination before they all left from boredom and all of a sudden a three eyed monster named dUMBELLS appeared in front of them waving his arms in a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man way during the wackyness he smashed the vehicle into pieces.
Kaphix shrieked 'WTF' right after he used his healing ability.
Tails: Well now what are we going to do.
"FAILIURE" shouted an announcement as a message appeared infront of them saying that golden wrench number 35 had been destroyed
spation: im bored of this, i couldve used a wrench like that
SPATION HAS QUIT THE SERVER.
Ronin: yes, its getting late.
Blockhead34928 has joined the server.
Blockhead34928: howl onge is lodae
Kaphix: someone kick him
Blockhead34928: cans i lode briks
Tails: ...
BLOCKHEAD34928 WAS KICKED FROM THE SERVER by Ronin.
dUMBELLS: but what about me?
Dippindots: looks real great
Snot: die pls
RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER.
RONIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER.
"i forgot my hat" said Ronin
RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER
Snot: what the?
Kaphix: i have no idea
A.R.C.: I think i have an idea, this game is stupid.
VerticalHorizon appears out of nowhere
VerticalHorizon: how did i get here? what is this place?
Kaphix: this is the ending of the article that snot is typing.
VerticalHorizon: article?
Kaphix: ya, the amazing ending that makes no sense.
Suddenly Ronin came back and divided by zero and the all got sucked into an interdimentional time vortex and died.
Dell Conagher: Told ya not to touch that darn thing.
Ladios also likes snot so feels a need to be on this article.
THE END
squideey joined the server
Credits
Dedicated to Mocheeze
All characters portrayed in this article are entirely fictitious and bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead, except for one.
CAST
snot as snot
snot as goron
snot as kaphix
snot as spation
snot as dUMBELLS
snot as ronin
snot as the shiny penny
kaphix as dictator of the year
pennis as the best spor t ever
WRITERS
snotface
81.68.222.13
79.69.127.189
71.127.110.213
75.36.38.228
69.250.188.114
68.184.179.57
130.13.110.107
68.211.195.22
75.21.71.241
Spation
212.219.116.39
Codeine
DIRECTOR
snot
MUSIC
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Higher Ground
The Kinks - Death of a Clown
Alice in Chains - Would?
Muse - Invincible
This has been a snot productions article, writen directly from snots brain
Note: no donkeys were harmed in the making of this article
FUN FACTS
- in reality snot is about 22 years old
- snot lives somewhere in the middle of england
- Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid. You agree to license submissions under CC-BY-NC-SA 2.0.
- If this is not what you are looking for then please refine your search.
- this fact is fun :D
Snot is a furry.