User:Smiley The Father

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War... War never changes[1]

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The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting them.
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USER'S SUMMARY





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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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Spreken ze Deutsch, baby
And can smoke weed every day legally.
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This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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This user is Modified.
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This user is a dissenter diagnosed sluggish-schizophrenic, and has been committed to pest control.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Isthay useray ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.
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This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 €uros.
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This user procalimed themselves as a Medicinae Doctor. Healing comes from them.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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Hypnosis-1-.gif I am attempting to control your mind.
If you feel tired you are in DANGER
Leave this page immediately !!
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user holds an account on YouTube as the Father Smiley the Father.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh7kHPBbzNVBzNotqg4omyQ

Truly one of the Users ever[edit | edit source]

A passionate cult leader, Father of many, and a disfunctional, disoriented, King of a Beast. [2] His quick temperament and addiction to every drug ever created, make him unpredictable. Unpredictability within deranged people pose a danger for society, however in the case of patiënt Smiley (The Father), this unpredictability has captured the hearts and souls of many of those who follow his teachings. What he does with those hearts and souls is currently unknown. Rumors state the following: "Obviously he grinds them up into paste and inject them to receive visions of the future" - Dr. Phil on the Bareback Nickle Podcast - Episode 5: "Searching for my lost father, Mr. J. Sins."

"Absolutely nothing to see here, trust me bro" - Elton John
STOLEN FOOD STAMPS COLLECTION (VINTAGE) (YOU CAN'T ARREST ME WITHOUT PROOF) (AT 3AM)





Masterpieces made by Smiley the Father[edit | edit source]

Care Bear Heroin.... Created by the Father

References[edit | edit source]

  1. I accidentally deleted this tab without saving fr fr on god no cap amogus quandale
  2. Smiley is the King of the "Beast" featured in the 1991's Hit Feature Film: Balls and the Beast— (Summary) “Once upon a time, a scrawny librarian finds upon his desk an unusual book that was unaccounted for. Small gem's of gold, shower the book in shiny shimmers. Curious, he opens it and he accidentally summons a tall, muscular, demonic entity. Is this the beginning of friendship... or perhaps love?”