User:Smilesxxx

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Smiles

About[edit | edit source]

Jake P. aka Smiles was born in November of 1994 and is currently 13 years old. He goes to Ligon Middle School in Raleigh of North Carolina. He enjoys friends and music. He is a nerd over cell phones and only watches comedy and horror movies. He has a girlfriend right now and her name is Anna. It is noted that they have been on one date to North Hills.

Last Seen[edit | edit source]

Smiles was last seen at Red Dragon resturaunt with his good friend. I know from a reliable source that they stayed awake most of the night watching MTV Movie Awards and Meet the Spartans. Smiles lives in a suburb in a semi-busy section of Raleigh. Five (5) Points. He has lots of friendly neighbors and  things to do.

Hobbies[edit | edit source]

Smiles can play the guitar, drums, bass, synth., violin, piano, handbells, pump organ, sanctuary (found in most churches) organ, recorder, glockinspiel, dolcemer, and many more instruments. Smiles is very connected. Smiles got a new cell phone in January of 2008 and has gone over his TXTing bill every month since. He has a myspace, facebook, email, youtube, uncyclopedia, aim, msn, chatango, habbo, weemee, tv.com, isound, livevideo, stickam, and numberous other online accounts. He currently has a number of videos on youtube and lots of friends on myspace.

Life Style[edit | edit source]

As far as my sources and I are concerned, Smiles thinks he is a lady magnet. Since August of 2007 until June of 2008 Smiles has had four girlfriends. These names are to be kept secret from the outside world.

Schedule[edit | edit source]

Daily life for Smiles would be the following schedule:

6:00 am--wake up


6:10-6:30--shower


6:30-7:00--get dressed, eat breakfast, etc.


7:00-2:20--school


2:30-3:10--bus home


4:00-8:30--mess around, homework, read, tv, computer, etc.


8:30-9:58--chill in room


10:00--6:00--sleep


Fashion[edit | edit source]

Smiles usually wears a band-T, blue denim jeans, a leather belt, a woven bracelet, a wrist watch, sometimes a ring, an ear ring, white short socks, Converse All Star Hi-Top shoes, a red hoodie, which is his favorite. This is what gets him through the day. Unfortunately his style is not "in" right now and he is called such names that some might think are rude. But it is not the clothes that make the man, it's whether or not he is a good person.


As you can see, smiles is a busy middle schooler Please don't hate because you're jealous.