User:SmackBot/Call Centre

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"Thank you for calling the Uncyclopedia Call Centre. All calls are charged at $1.50 per minute, which is being added to your telephone bill as you read this. Please select one of the options shown on the left, or press zero for an opportunity to speak with me or one of my less-attractive colleagues."