User:Sliferjam/Welcome
Top 'o the mornin' to yeh![edit | edit source]
Hello, Sliferjam/Welcome, and welcome to the Coolest Place on Earth (due in part to global warming and our 24/7 air conditioning)! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you LOVE the place and decide to stay. If not, complain in our nifty little chatroom. Anyway, here are a few good links for the n00bz:
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