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30 September 2008
WASILLA Sarah Palin has announced that she will shoot the next person who portrays her as a negative stereotype. "I will take my shotgun and shoot whoever uses a harmful stereotype in describing me," said Palin. "Then, I will mount their head on my wall. Because isn't that just so backwards?"
Palin noted that she was tired of all the negative press she had been receiving just because she was from some podunk town in Alaska. "I'm tired of this unfair press coverage that is surrounding me. Some of it is just assumptions because I come from a small town." She then added: "Brrr, I am cold living here in Alaska."
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