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Adware?!

Of course not. Granted, it does claim to "aid your browsing experience" while directing you to an individual's pages instead of where ever it is you really want to go, but...I lost my train of thought...

Simulacum Caputosis's Alleged Sockpuppets

His Majesty has many facets of his personality, and even more purposes to fulfil. For these, he uses a combination of aliases, pseudonymns, and sockpuppets alteregos to take places in each niché of His Majesty's empire. Below are those that you'll commonly confront.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Violent Side

All too often, history and basic English grammer are ignored by foolish Uncyclopedians who think they can write whatever random rubbish they please. These buffoons detract from the grand demeanor of the Empire, and thus must be dealt with. His Majesty is not narrow-minded when it comes to confronting such things, and uses many cunning tactics from a wide arsenal of wartime strategies to punish the ignorant.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Territories

Since the Fourth of January, Two-thousand and Six, His Majesty has amassed quite a span of territory on Uncyclopedia's soil.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Louvre

Like any royalty who has too much time, His Majesty dabbles in creating sub-standard images to fill Uncyclopedia.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Forum

For anyone who wishes to contact His Majesty about a disagreement or new awards, or just to chat.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Contributions

Far more contributions have been made then the creation of humourous pages since that fateful January day.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Playground

These are the creatures formerly kept in His Majsety's menagerie. Small, adorable, and furry, these colorful creatures delighted many with their sheer cuteness. However, His Majesty doesn't appreciate that quality, and released them into the wild to save on Hue food. Now they have gone feral. Do you have the guts to brave the dangerous places where hues lie?

Simulacrum Caputosis's Undiscovered Country

Or, the future of His Majesty's empire. These are the projects on which His Majesty plans to work:.

Simulacrum Caputosis's Awards Wall