User:Simba7032/The Murder Note

Hello <insert name here>. Recently I know you were murdered, now I was able to catch this note and read it after the killer left. It's sort of blurred smeared and messy on the original note so I didnt get a picture of it, but I have it with me. I will copy it off onto this page. You, reading this from Hell, will be quite interested. I know I was. Apparently this note was written before your murder, because it repeats stuff like "why you are about to die" or "i am about to kill you." Where there is bold text, that is where I saw the murderer's erase marks and apparently replaces, and it is also apparent he added a PS after he murdered you... I now copy off the note.

The Note

Dear <insert name here>... there are many reasons why i am about to kill you... there is one i think you should know but most you shouldnt... and that one reason is that you never follow the HTBFANJS rule on Uncyclopedia... therefore you are a complete asswipe. i never liked asswipes like you. i actually completely hate the asswipes of your type. and of "your type" i mean your family also. i am about to kill your family also. i hope this letter reaches you mysteriously before i murder you, otherwise this note would be a complete waste. you see, i hate perfectly good things to go to waste but i have to admit, {{{1|<insert name here>}, that I am an absolute klutz and always have been, so dont be surprised if you dont get this note. the thing is, you deserve to die, and dont say im doing bad. im doing good by killing you. you are just a parasite to society. i hope you get this in time like ive said before, and i want you to spend your last few minutes of your life enjoying yourself. you wont be able to for much longer.

Sincerely, anonymous killer

ps. shit! i forgot to mail this to you! oh well, another wasteful murder note.