User:Shiteater
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Hello, my name is Heinz Müller, also known as Knusperpop. Yep. As you can see from the photo, I'm a little overweight. I don't find comments on this funny. You can smell my fist, it smells like a cemetery.
My hobbies are: looking at women's newspapers, chopping up cats and riding a bike. Sometimes I go down to my secret basement to breed a new race of people with my computer-controlled genetic engineering lab kit. However, at the moment I am performing a racial transformation on myself. I also do martial arts.
Political Statement: The Christian Democrats are just as Christian as the Social Democrats are social, and they are both as democratic as they are Christian or social. Only fools do read this.