User:Shedtroll/androgyny
“Hello Miss, I MEAN sir, I MEAN Ma'am, I MEAN sir”
“Why hello!”
Androgyny is the concept that someone can be between genders and/or inlabelable and/or has aspects that can be attributed to the opposite sex. Brilliant really, you can go into any toilet you want and not bat an eyelid. An Androgynous appearence can indicate one of two things. One, that a person concidered him/her/hir self to be between genders, that no label can be attached to him/her/hir, or that they just really REALLY like to confuse people.
How to spot an androgyn[edit | edit source]
Look at the person next to you. Can you tell what sex s/he is for sure? And I don't mean a passable transsexual, I mean REALLY you don't have a fookin' clue wether this person is male or female. NO! DON'T ASK IF S/HE'S A GUY OR A GIRL! S/he'll beat you to within an inch of your life.
Right, just watch him/her/hir. Look at the way s/he behaves, ok and...OH, he has a girlfriend, but could she be a lesbian? I have no idea!!!! Right, s/he's going to the toilet ok...ok...ummm, DAMN IT IT'S A UNISEX TOILET! How can you tell what s/he is?!!! Right, she's come out the toilet. Now wha...Fuck s/he knows I'm looking. S/he's given me the finger, damn she's gone.
What to do when you meet an androgyn[edit | edit source]
First thing you must not do is ask 'Are you a dude or a girl', as s/he will either confuse you or beat you vigourously. You may talk to the androgyn but whatever you do DON'T MENTION THE ANDROGYNY.
Also, don't believe that you won't meet an androgyn, because YOU WILL, really, you will! Trust me!
Why Androgyny[edit | edit source]
There are several reasons for androgyny. These range from an expression of gender indenty that is primarilly neutral, or the opposite to his/her sex or because s/he FUCKING CAN! Nine out of ten times it's the former.
Famous androgyns[edit | edit source]
- Oscar Wilde
- The Stig (Lets face it, we don't know what he is).
- You
- Michael Jackson (Note, Not all Androgyns are eccentric pedofiles, just Michael).
- Tedd of El goonish shive fame...
- Scott of Ctrl alt del fame...
- infact...
- Think of any webcomic.
- There's bound to be a androgyn there somewhere....