User:Shedtroll/Vyvyan Bastard
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“NO! WE'RE NOT GOING ON BLOODY UNCYCLOPEDIA!! BLOODY BLOODY BLOOOOOOOOODDY!!!!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH! IT'S SO BLOODY NICE!”
Vyvyan "CUM" Bastard is a philosopher and great thinker behind great works such as "Dear Bastard, Give us some money" and "Cornflakes". He is also a campaigner for star-studded forehead anonymous.