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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 14	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is RED. You have died. The world pauses. The masses remember: D. August 21, 1940, Mexico City, from an intellectual ice pick through the brain. Having achieved early prominence as a social activist, our hero held an inner certainty about issues throughout life. Involving herself in the revolutionary junta, she found a place as policy advisor, but was kicked out for whining about the animals. Forced into exile by party leadership jealous of her ability to be human, her early death was eventually brought about by the US refusal to sign the Kyoto Accord. In lieu of flowers, donations should be sent to Greenpeace. The ducks and the trees in particular extend their thanks. Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!