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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 17.75	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is Indigo. You have died, you big silly. And just when you were getting to be a promising philosopher. D. October 23, 1632, Rome, from inhalation of a broken heart. Following a torchlight rebellion against Aristotle fueled by Renaissance thinking, our hero ran afoul of theological authorities and was reigned in by being shown the instruments of pleasant reconsideration. However, a happy destiny of being the father of modern physics is in the offing, leaving the world to question the identity of the mother. Closed casket funeral by request of the bereaved. Service to be held at the bottom of black hole C17008, 10AM sharp (local time). Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!